January 2012
Anonymous asked: do you think Bellatrix is hot?
Anonymous asked: My lord, what did you have for breakfast
Anonymous asked: My lord, is there any way that I can still join the Death Eaters?
Anonymous asked: my lord, how do you feel about 'i love lucy'?
laracupcakes asked: You've been quiet lately, My Lord. Are you in rehab?
Anonymous asked: You into foreplay?
-edwardcullenforever107 asked: FOLLOW 4 FOLLOW ???
Anonymous asked: My Lord, I got you a VHS of Cool Runnings.
Anonymous asked: My Lord, I have brought you a trampoline so you can have some happy bouncy time because who doesn't love to bounce on a trampoline?
Anonymous asked: So how angry/aroused were you when you found out that a bit of you was inside Harry Potter?
December 2011
hallowsoverhorcruxes asked: You up for birthday sex?
kristanicole-badwolf asked: For your birthday, I bought you those Twilight books. I thought maybe you could use a horribly cheesy and badly written love story.
Anonymous asked: My Lord, I bought you a bunch of scratch and sniff stickers in celebration of the anniversary of your birth.
Anonymous asked: My Lord, in honor of your birthday, I have a new diary for you.
It’s my birthday. Everyone send me presents.
snapesunbreakablevow asked: Are you aware of an account on wordpress called fuckyeahvoldemort? What is your opinion of this?
Anonymous asked: But My Lord, you could shoot your eye out! :O
Anonymous asked: My Lord, how did you kill Santa Claus?
Anonymous asked: Have a Merry Christmas, my Lord.
