December 2009
It's Tom Riddle's diary! →
malfoyy:
Of course I just asked if he knew anything about the Chamber of Secrets, and he said he’d never heard of it… So, we’ll see.
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"Quirrell, when I had a body, I had mad game with...
-Voldemort
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voldemort is one of those people you don't watch...
omegleshit:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: oh, hello
Stranger: whas up? :)
You: nothing, really
You: just finished a meeting with many of my devoted followers, least mentionable would be lucius malfoy who, fuck be my witness, actually hesitated in giving me his wand to kill harry potter
You: i mean, were you not just sucking my dick last night or...
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reblog if you'll never watch the Harry Potter...
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My five-year-old sister has recently become obsessed with the “Hairspray” soundtrack. Her favorite is the first track, “Good Morning Baltimore.” I didn’t think she had any problem with the lyrics until this morning, when I walked in on her brushing her Barbie’s hair and belting “Good Morning Voldemort.”
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fact
Christian Coulson wrote the lyrics and book for a rock musical called ‘The Fallen’ which was performed at Bedford Modern School in 1998.
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Have you met your Death Eaters from the Philippines?
Voldemort doesn’t meet death eaters, death eaters meet Voldemort.
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