December 2011
hallowsoverhorcruxes asked: You up for birthday sex?
inthecultofskaro asked: For your birthday, I bought you those Twilight books. I thought maybe you could use a horribly cheesy and badly written love story.
Anonymous asked: My Lord, I bought you a bunch of scratch and sniff stickers in celebration of the anniversary of your birth.
Anonymous asked: My Lord, in honor of your birthday, I have a new diary for you.
It’s my birthday. Everyone send me presents.
paul-mcswagney asked: Are you aware of an account on wordpress called fuckyeahvoldemort? What is your opinion of this?
Anonymous asked: But My Lord, you could shoot your eye out! :O
Anonymous asked: My Lord, how did you kill Santa Claus?
Anonymous asked: Have a Merry Christmas, my Lord.
Anonymous asked: DRACO MALFOY AND HARRY POTTER ARE TOGETHER. OHGAWD.
Anonymous asked: What do you when you're not murdering people?
god-damn-batman asked: So they'll hate you, they chase you. Because you're the villain the mud bloods deserve, but not the one they need right now. So they'll hunt you, because you can take it. Because you're not their hero. You're a silent caster, a watchful wizard. A Dark Lord.
Anonymous asked: SLEAZY FOR RON WEASLEY?
