Anonymous asked: My Lord, how did you kill Santa Claus?

I sat on his lap and when he asked me what I wanted for Christmas I told him I wanted a nose and an official red ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range model air rifle, for murdering muggles (sometimes my wand gets a little boring). He laughed at me and I avada kedavra’d him in front of all the merry muggle children.

He could have at least given me the nose.